My mom is like just too weird/difficult for me to deal with sometimes.

I love her to death but sometimes i just need her to stop talking about conspiracy theories and refusing to meet the beefs family.

Maybe i will see cap 2 again tonight

Classroom selfie

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I cant sleep and i miss my dumb boyfriend

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I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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Tmi time

I have like one itchy spot INSIDE my bits for like three days, since my period ended. Its not like yeast infection itchy, it’s like mosquito bite/one specific spot itchy. And sometimes it feels like i have an air bubble trapped near it. But like i have no other itchiness, no abnormal discharge, no bumps or anything weird. It’s just really annoying and you cant really scratch inside your bits :(

Girl ain’t nothing wrong with a little sacrificial street parking.

but year round street parking in minnesota guarantees you are going to get towed, buried, or straight up plowed into.

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I can’t stop laughing

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