stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

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He’s just got such a gregarious nature and so full of energy. I don’t know where he gets it! I don’t know how he sustains it. But when he’s on set everyone’s smiling and when he’s not there after a few days, you say “Where’s Mackie?” He just breathes life into his environment. And he does like to say “Cut the check!” - Chris Evans

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brianmichaelbendis:

Batman & Poison Ivy // Mahmud Asrar

Aug. 27 1:35 pm

justice4mikebrown:

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loudlysilent:

covermashups:

BFFs

Mashed covers:

  • Ms. Marvel #7
  • Batgirl #35

Please tell me allnewmsmarvel gailsimone brendenfletcher have seen this!

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"I know who killed Fury. He’s credited for over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years."

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(via captain-zadden)

this girl in one of my classes has a really ill fitting bra. the back of it was literally above her armpits. 

like how do i tell strangers their bras don’t fit without sounding rude.

I JUST WANT TO FIT EVERYONE

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

(via cobscookbay)

all babies are miracles unless they grow up to be you.