today I was lamenting about shimmery lipstick and how horrible it looks 95% of the time and someone pointed out that today I am wearing burnt orange shimmery lipstick. I responded with, “I’m an expert and a hypocrite, point out the second part again and I’ll cut out your tongue.”

which promptly shut them up.

what are people skills?

  1. sofudgeaswell said: you are awesome!!! i wish i had the courage to say that stuff
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