for my followers and friends who are confused by my babbling.
- Doog-Dog (same goes for frog, I pronounce it froog)
- Eustace-My car (“he needs a drink/he’s hungry”-I need to fill him with gas/oil)
- Heffalump-Pregnant Lady
- Woozle-baby of the heffalump
- weirdbeard-someone I dont like
- sad boobs-breasts that are not properly supported or taken care of.
- “bad news bears”-something that is sad or unfortunate
- Jerk-Kitty-My cat, Jack.
- “Two straws in a milkshake gay for”-totally in love with, want to skip through fields of flowers with, hold hands on a swing set, things like that.
most other things I say can be looked up on google or dictionary
the facial hair guide
- a beard-a hot bearded man
- me gustache- a hot mustachioed man
- lumberjack-the perfect man
- sadbeard-someone with an unkempt beard
- beardly-something related to beards, or a term of affection used towards a bearded man
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