for my followers and friends who are confused by my babbling.

• Doog-Dog (same goes for frog, I pronounce it froog)
• Eustace-My car (“he needs a drink/he’s hungry”-I need to fill him with gas/oil)
• Heffalump-Pregnant Lady
• Woozle-baby of the heffalump
• weirdbeard-someone I dont like
• sad boobs-breasts that are not properly supported or taken care of.
• “bad news bears”-something that is sad or unfortunate
• Jerk-Kitty-My cat, Jack.
• “Two straws in a milkshake gay for”-totally in love with, want to skip through fields of flowers with, hold hands on a swing set, things like that.

most other things I say can be looked up on google or dictionary