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Fire!

Handmade by FaithHopeTrick

(via fuckyeahitcrowd)

Kiss me and you’ll know how important I am.

So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.

“I’m going to have to start locking my effing door!”
“It was locked, I kicked it in.”

“No, did you look at the itinerary? I stapled it to the inside of your jacket”